【键盘侠】唐斯隔扣恩比德神似泰坦尼克 又是一对孽缘CP？

[Highlight] KAT Baptize Embiid

据章鱼直播4月4日讯：森林狼客场挑战76人，唐斯第二节隔扣恩比德。

森林狼进攻唐斯弧顶持球，随后他扛着恩比德大步跨到篮下，盯着后者的补防完成单臂大抡扣！在随后的防守中，唐斯还给哈里斯送出大帽，统治攻防。

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Didn’t they get into it last year or am I thinking of someone else?

雷霆球迷：我寻思，他们俩之间去年不就是这样了吗？还是我记错了，是其他人？

[–][MIN] Kevin GarnettKevin-AnthonyTownett 1398 指標 8小時前

https://imgur.com/ONmMdDO

森林狼加内特球迷：如图

[–][PHI] Lorenzo BrownCristianoRealnaldo 489 指標 8小時前

Then the big fight where embiid and kat wrestled, then Ben put KAT in a headlock and didn’t get suspended because he was a “peacemaker,” then a wild ass Instagram beef. Shit was wild.

76人球迷：之后唐斯和恩比德就扭打在一起了，然后西蒙斯锁喉了唐斯，就这样赛后西蒙斯都没被禁赛，因为他是去“拉架”的，接着就演变成在Ins疯狂敲键盘。真TM疯狂！

[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony TownsKAT-MoreLikeGOAT 162 指標 8小時前

I love how our games are always so intense regardless of how much better you guys are

森林狼唐斯球迷：无论你们的球员有多么厉害，我都更加喜爱我们的比赛，因为总是这么激烈。

[–][PHI] Lorenzo BrownCristianoRealnaldo 72 指標 7小時前

Facts lmao. Always a pleasure ?

76人球迷：笑死我了，你说的是事实，开心最重要！

[–]Taggy2087 22 指標 6小時前

Dude I’ve tried to repress all Twolves memories from the last four years but I’m glad you just dredged this shit up. Ben’s headlock was hilarious.

兄弟，我一直在努力不去回想起过去四年关于森林狼的记忆，但是很高兴你让我又想起了这件事，西蒙斯的锁喉真的太搞笑了。

[–]Lakerswelmoe 35 指標 8小時前

https://m.imgur.com/QAOze0h?r

湖人球迷：如图

[–]RaptorsDragonsandman 129 指標 8小時前

Easily the funniest NBA-related photo out there

猛龙球迷：这无疑是NBA史上最搞笑照片。↓

[–]BucksSquirrelAydz 19 指標 9小時前

Korkmaz face in the background is excellent

雄鹿球迷：背景里科克马兹的表情简直完美。↓

[–]TimberwolvesWigginsDickRider 87 指標 8小時前

Just a tiny bit ahead of the KAT vs Boogie photo lmao

森林狼维金斯球迷：就比唐斯背打考辛斯的照片稍稍有趣一点，笑死我了。

[–]Raptorsimsahoamtiskaw 212 指標 7小時前

You can't just say that and not provide the photo

猛龙球迷：楼上不能光说不上图啊！↓

[–]shamdamdoodly 47 指標 7小時前

Thats so good lol

"Hey maaannnn get out of my waaaay ?"

真好笑，哈哈哈哈。唐斯：“嘿，滚出我的地地地地地…………盘！”

[–]richardeid 10 指標 6小時前

Even Suge in the back needs KAT to give a little more effort.

看的后面的Suge都想给唐斯加把劲。

[–]NBAnyuphir 78 指標 7小時前

No way, that one of Pau playing the saxophone and Tim Duncan playing the bass is the best

Edit : this one

不可能，最好笑的一张当属大加索尔吹萨克斯，邓肯弹贝斯那张！

[–]Fedor1 7 指標 5小時前

Lmaoooooo Duncan’s face

Looks like he told someone he knows how to play but never expected to have to back it up, now he’s trying his trying his hardest to keep up the lie.

笑死我了！！！

邓肯的表情看起来就像是，他向别人吹嘘自己会弹，别人不相信让他证明自己，邓肯现在正尽最大努力保证谎言不被戳穿。

Ya, and the Instagram beef was even more hilarious.

湖人球迷：唐斯和恩比德的Ins互喷更加搞笑。

[–]NetsSelfDeprecating 6 指標 9小時前

Can't wait for the post-game IG battle

篮网球迷：我已经等不及看他们赛后的Ins互喷了！

[–]PistonsSignificantChapter 29 指標 7小時前

If you're wondering if Embiid has had beef with an NBA center, don't even bother asking. The answer is yes

活塞球迷：如果你想问恩比德是不是跟NBA所有的中锋有过节，那么不用问了，答案是肯定的。

Then he blocked a shot immediately after this. KAT was on a primal yell mode.

湖人詹姆斯球迷：唐斯隔扣完恩比德，回头又大帽一个，唐斯进入了怒吼模式！

[–]Sunsboognerd 756 指標 8小時前

I’m so ready to see KAT channel all the negative energy he’s dealt with into absolutely destroying people.

太阳球迷：我已经做好准备看唐斯把所有的负能量转化为动力，摧毁所有的对手。

[–]RaptorsFenixRaynor 372 指標 8小時前

Aggressive KAT has top tier potential.

猛龙球迷：疯狂进攻形态的唐斯潜力无限大！

[–][CHI] Michael JordaniPlowedYourMom 353 指標 8小時前

Somewhere in a dirty gym in south beach, Jimmy shed a tear of pride.

公牛乔丹球迷：也许在南海岸某间破旧的健身房，巴特勒正流下欣慰的泪水。

[–]deezx1010 26 指標 8小時前

The dirty gym. No air conditioning. Probably accurate.

很真实，破旧的健身房=没有空调，难怪会流泪。

[–][WAS] Bradley Bealstainedgreenberet 248 指標 8小時前

“Maybe those moterfuckers can win without me”

奇才比尔球迷：巴特勒：“也许这群混蛋没有我也能赢球！”

I didn't know I needed angry KAT highlights in my life

我不知道原来我的生活中也曾需要像“愤怒的唐斯”这种时刻。

[–]RaptorsHip_Hop_Orangutan 27 指標 5小時前

if anyone deserves to let it out. it is KAT

猛龙球迷：如果说有人值得发泄一下，那非唐斯莫属了。

[–][PHI] Dario Sarictommyk41 44 指標 8小時前

GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HEREEEEE

76人球迷：把那些狗屎东西全都发泄出来！

[–]Timberwolvesmaz_menty 19 指標 7小時前

I can here KG say that, clear as a bell in my head.

森林狼球迷：我彷佛能听见加内特在说这句话，简直振聋发聩。

Holy shit

森林狼唐斯球迷：天呐！

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 542 指標 9小時前

Jesus Christ

上帝啊！

[–][DAL] Dirk NowitzkiBoogie_Boof 130 指標 9小時前

This is a top tier poster holy shit

独行侠诺维斯基球迷：简直是张顶级设计的海报，真TM绝了！

[–]Gran DestinoTwoweekswithpay 447 指標 9小時前

Hang this Dunk in the Louvre

这张照片应该被挂在卢浮宫。

[–]Willlll 8 指標 3小時前

It's like that scene from Titanic.

看起来就像《泰坦尼克号》里的场景。

[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony TownsKAT-MoreLikeGOAT 214 指標 9小時前

The Wolves have some incredible photographers, I swear

森林狼唐斯球迷：我敢打赌，森林狼肯定有一些超级棒的摄影师。

[–]76ersSecondHandFood 240 指標 9小時前

the best tbh

这位才是最吊的！↓

[–]Spursnotthatdeepcuts 35 指標 9小時前

/u/sim888 we need you. Not sure for what but do your magic

马刺球迷：手动@Ps大神，无论来点什么，请施展你的魔法吧。

[–][LAC] Pablo Prigionilolwtferic 138 指標 8小時前

https://i.imgur.com/8KYnT9R.jpg

快船球迷：如图

[–]JazzThe__Butt__Pirate 16 指標 8小時前

Glorious

爵士球迷：太棒了！

This and the block after was awesome.

I fucking love KAT

76人球迷：唐斯这个隔扣和之后的盖帽太棒了，我真的爱死唐斯了。

[–]76ersCommon-Wedding-7264 106 指標 9小時前

This is better than Godzilla vs Kong

76人球迷：这不比《哥斯拉大战金刚》好看？

[–]76ers-damia- 54 指標 9小時前

People forget a lot of Sixers fans are big man fans. I’ll always root for centers doing well, because my favourite player is a center.

76人球迷：很多人都忘了许多76人球迷都钟爱大个球员，我永远支持打得好的中锋，因为我最爱的球员就是个中锋。

Two centers in the mvp race before Jo got hurt. Kat with MVP potential, sabonis/Vuc/Gobert/bam/Ayton as first/second options on their teams. Just when guards thought they were safe.

76人球迷：恩比德受伤前，他和约基奇两位中锋都领跑MVP争夺战。唐斯有MVP潜力，萨博尼斯、武切维奇、戈贝尔、阿德巴约和艾顿都是球队的第一或第二选择，后卫们还以为他们的地位很安全呢。

[–][OKC] Jeff GreenVelvetineMilkman 60 指標 9小時前

I’m so here for KAT reminding everyone he’s a top 3 C

雷霆球迷：我来这里是为了提醒大家，唐斯是联盟前三中锋！

Embiid came back from injury just to be sent to the grave

My goodness

篮网球迷：恩比德刚从伤病里恢复过来，这就又被送进坟墓了，我的天呐！

[–]Awanderingleaf 8 指標 7小時前

Embiid just recovered from a physical injury and now KAT is just going to mercilessly injure him mentally?

恩比德刚从身体上的伤病恢复过来，现在唐斯又要开始无情地摧残他的灵魂？

[–]WDfx2EU 35 指標 8小時前

I'm looking forward to Minnesota - Miami on April 16.

As far as I know KAT hasn't faced Jimmy Butler since right after he joined the Sixers. Now that KAT is back healthy and after everything he's been through it seems like he is playing with a vengeance.

我已经开始期待4月16日森林狼打热火的比赛了，据我所知，巴特勒加盟76人唐斯就没和他正面交锋过了。现在唐斯已经恢复了健康，经历了这么多之后，看起来唐斯要开始复仇了！

[–]76ersGRAYNOTE_ 50 指標 9小時前

Real Sixers fans respect this dunk. It was a long time coming that KAT strikes Embiid back and it's only right that it's this year.

Nice one, I hope Jo gets you back before the game is over!

76人球迷：真正的76人球迷会尊重这记扣篮，很长一段时间以来，唐斯一直在找机会反击恩比德，今年是最合适的机会。唐斯干得漂亮，希望恩比德能再找回场子。

Delete this right now

76人球迷：给你五毛钱，赶紧给我把这贴子删了！

[–]TimberwolvesWigginsDickRider 42 指標 9小時前

Man I hate Philly with all my heart but I'd rather have you winning it all than LA or New York. Hope yall can do some serious damage in the Playoffs and KAT and Embiid have a real rivalry going forward

森林狼威金斯球迷：老哥，我恨透了76人，但是我宁愿输给你们也不愿意输给洛杉矶或纽约的球队。希望你们能在季后赛争点气，未来恩比德和唐斯会是真正的竞争对手。

[–]Kirbyhiller2 16 指標 9小時前

y'all are so nice to each other meanwhile KAT and Embiid hate each other so much hahahaha

你们球迷之间这么友好，但是唐斯和恩比德之间互相都恨透了，哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]TimberwolvesWigginsDickRider 11 指標 9小時前

I think their hate for each other reached it's peak last game during that scuffle. Obviously they are still competitors and they wanna dominate the counterpart but it's cooled down a bit with all the shit that's happened the past year ( especially to KAT)

森林狼威金斯球迷：我认为他们上一场比赛对彼此之间的怨恨已经达到了顶峰，很明显他们仍然是竞争对手，都想在对决中击溃对方，但是过去一年发生的一切让彼此之间的矛盾有了缓和，尤其是对于唐斯而言。

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