【键盘侠】拉塞尔老爷子戏言复出|篮网又多1个追求总冠军球员?

TheBillRussell：Last week a team reached out looking for an out of work 6’9 now 6’5, over the hill, Greatest defender in@NBAhistory to fill a spot. Time to get game ready!

拉塞尔推特晒健身视频并发文：“上周有一支球队来找我，希望得到一个曾经210cm、现在已经缩水到201cm的历史最佳防守球员，以此来填补阵容的空缺。是时候做好准备啦！”

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[–]76ersGOAT_Redditor 8301 指標 16小時前

Nets got their guy！

篮网得到了他们的家伙！

[–]Netscreative_i_am_not 3 指標 14小時前

You know the draft odds right !?

你知道选秀赔率是多少吧?

[–]WestBorisDirk 473 指標 12小時前

Wilt's corpse just fouled out.

张伯伦从坟墓里跳了出来。

[–]timandsid121 2980 指標 16小時前*

Lakers sign 73 year old Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

湖人签下了73岁的贾巴尔。

[–]ungentrified_villain 5 指標 20小時前

no way he goes to the lakers , brooklyn seems like the obvious choice.

他不可能去湖人，布鲁克林似乎是一个显而易见的选择。

[–]SunsOctbblTricot 3 指標 14小時前

Drummond fastened his fingernails.

庄神扣紧了他的指甲盖。

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[–]Bullszirtbow 22 指標 9小時前

Shaq went on to finish the game a perfect 10/10 on free throws.

奥尼尔在罚球线上10投10中。

[–][LAL] Mark McNamarachimpaman 434 指標 14小時前

With Drummond hurting his toe, Lakers have to get someone for center so AD won't have to do it. One more ring for Cap!

湖人球迷：德拉蒙德的脚趾受伤了，湖人必须再找个人做中锋，这样AD（浓眉哥）就不用去打5号位了。再来一枚戒指！

[–]Knicks240to180 857 指標 14小時前*

Russell's return to the NBA ended tragically during his first quarter of play against the LA Lakers. After Celtics forward Jason Tatum passed Russell the ball in the paint, the Celtics legend turned to dunk the ball, but was viciously met by LeBron James, Anthony Davis, and Andre Drummond at the rim, and was sandwiched between the three players at incredible force.

凯尔特人传奇拉塞尔的回归，在他对阵洛杉矶湖人队的第一节比赛中以悲剧告终。当凯尔特人前锋杰森-塔图姆在禁区内传球给拉塞尔后，这位凯尔特人传奇人物转身要去扣篮，但却被勒布朗-詹姆斯、安东尼-戴维斯和安德烈-德拉蒙德在篮下凶狠地拦截，并以不可思议的力量被夹在三个球员中间。

[–]Trail Blazersjackalope503 186 指標 15小時前

We're really in need of a big man inside after losing Daniel [Theis]", said Celtics general manager Danny Ainge in a press conference this morning. "Bill knows the offense, and he's a great player. He's going to be an amazing presence both on and off the court."

When subsequently asked about Russell's age, Ainge pulled his phone from his pocket and said "Sorry, this is my Chinese food" to no one in particular before stepping down from the podium and disappeared behind the curtain.

“在失去泰斯之后，我们真的需要一个大个子。”凯尔特人总经理丹尼-安吉在今天早上的新闻发布会上说。“比尔了解进攻，他是一个伟大的球员。他在场上和场下都将是一个令人惊叹的存在。”

当随后被问及拉塞尔的年龄时，安吉从口袋里掏出手机说了句“对不起，这是我的中国菜”，然后就从讲台上走了下来，消失在了帘子后面。

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[–]CelticsSpinexel 1932 指標 16小時前

Fucking hell Brooklyn gets another ring chaser.

该死的布鲁克林又多了一个追求总冠军戒指的球员。

[–]76ersthemikesem 859 指標 15小時前

I think a 12th ring would really help his legacy.

我认为12枚戒指会对他的传奇生涯有所帮助。

[–]Han_sani 23 指標 12小時前

It's his lack of finals MVPs that hurt him, kd probably gonna steal that from him too.

在今年总决赛中，他没能拿到总决赛MVP，这让他很受伤，杜兰特可能会从他头上再次抢走（FMVP）。

（比尔-拉塞尔虽然获得了11个总冠军 ，但是他本人从来没有获得过总决赛MVP，不过他曾获得5个常规赛MVP）

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[–]TimberwolvesSandorTheLumberjack 2405 指標 16小時前

he'd probably be the best center for the raptors，hhh.

他将成为猛龙队中最好的中锋，哈哈哈。

[–]76ersBabaBrody 77 指標 16小時前

Worth a look on a 10 day as Embiid insurance.

76人球迷：作为恩比德的保险，值得为他签下一份10天的合同。

[–]drewshillerbelying 165 指標 16小時前

BROOKLYN！Add that 12 all stars appearances to their roster.

布鲁克林！得到了他们阵中第12位全明星！

[–]gunter_grass 37 指標 16小時前

KD is putting on lip stick now...

杜兰特现在正在涂口红…

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[–]MavericksFun_Ordinary_2204 24 指標 16小時前

Bill Russell is a legend that I don’t want to see gone. So sad that so many of his friends have passed away.

比尔-拉塞尔是一个传奇，我不想看到他消失。他的很多朋友都去世了，我很难过。

[–]prettom1 140 指標 14小時前*

He's probably just exaggerating as a joke. Either that or health issues are preventing him from standing up straight.As recently as 2013, he still appeared a bit taller than Lebron. Back in 2019, Lebron measured 6'8.5" without shoes. Bill in his prime was 6'9.5" w/o shoes, so it doesn't look like he lost much height.Also, more recently at the 2019 ESPYs, standing with Kareem, Kobe and Giannis; Bill appears to be maybe a bit shorter than Giannis, but definitely a lot taller than Kobe, so again his height doesn't seem to have changed much.

他可能只是在开玩笑并有一些夸张，要不就是健康问题使他站不直。就在2013年，他看起来还是比勒布朗高一点。回到2019年，勒布朗身高6英尺8.5英寸，不穿鞋的情况下。比尔在他的巅峰时期是6英尺9.5英寸，没有穿球鞋，所以看起来他的身高并没有降低多少。

此外，在最近的2019年ESPYS颁奖典礼（ESPY大奖奖励过去一年中在体育赛场上表现最佳的运动员）上，与贾巴尔、科比和字母哥站在一起的时候，比尔看起来可能比字母哥矮一点，但肯定比科比高很多，所以他的身高似乎没有太大变化。

[–][BRK] Timofey MozgovSwoah 3 指標 15小時前

The fact that he is even at the gym still at his age is amazing. Good for him I hope to be like that at his age. Or alive. I’ll settle for alive too.

他这个年纪还在健身房锻炼，这实在是太不可思议了。他真好，我希望在他这个年纪也能像他一样。或者是能活着就行，我想活下去。

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[–]Warriorsrealsyedshah 19 指標 16小時前

Warriors really needed a rim protector.

勇士球迷：勇士队真的需要一个护框者。

[–]76ersEaseofUse 3 指標 15小時前

Imagine being so tall that you shrink 4 inches in your old age. I barely got 4 inches taller through the entirety of high school.

想象一下，当你长得很高时，你会在年老时缩水4英寸，但是整个高中生涯，我都没有长高过4英寸。

[–]etr4807 2 指標 15小時前

Looks like the real April Fools' joke is that this was not an April Fools' joke. He just signed with the Nets.

看来这像是个真正的愚人节玩笑，但这并不是个愚人节玩笑，他刚刚和篮网队签约啦。

[–]10thbannedaccount 2 指標 14小時前

The NBA All-Star game should have a Legends Game. Russell, Kareem, Magic, Byrd, Jordan, etc all getting together to play tournament style game of 1vs1 HORSE.

NBA全明星赛应该有一场传奇比赛，拉塞尔、贾巴尔、魔术师、伯德、乔丹等这些人都应该聚在一起打一场锦标赛式的1V1比赛。

[–]Cavaliershashtagpow 2 指標 12小時前

I'd 100% pay to watch that happen. It'd be fun to watch the inner conflict of "do I dominate this crusty old man or do I let him dominate me because it's bill fucking Russell?".

我百分百愿意花钱看这种事发生。看比赛的时候内心的冲突会很有趣：“我是要控制这个顽固的老家伙，还是让他控制我，因为那可是**的比尔-拉塞尔。”

[–][SAS] Dejounte Murrayjumpijehosaphat 0 指標 15小時前

Watching Brady win the Super Bowl this year has Bill thinking he can suit up. He can now go to Shaq and tell him "Rings Ernah!"

看到布雷迪今年赢下了超级碗，比尔觉得他也能胜任。他现在可以去找奥尼尔，告诉他“给Ernah打电话了！”

[–]Lakerslp_phnx327 1 指標 14小時前

I wonder how prime Bill Russell would do in today's league if he had his athletic and mechanics then paired with his knowledge of the game now.

我想知道如果比尔-拉塞尔拥有他当时的运动能力和技术，再加上他现在的比赛常识，他会在今天的联盟中表现如何。

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[–]Warriorsdating_derp 1 指標 12小時前

What players would we reasonably assume this kind of headline from? D Wade? I don't think anyone really retires when they're still effective anymore. Not since MJs 2nd retirement.

我们合理地假设下，哪些球员可能会出现在这种标题下？德怀恩-韦德吗？我认为没有人会在还能打的时候退休，自从乔丹第二次退役后就没有了。

[–]KoreanEan 1 指標 7小時前

Hypothetically there’s no rules saying an old man can’t be signed to a team right? I mean there’s dudes on teams that don’t play a single minute so why not let old Bill here get another ring on a Vet Minimum deal?

假设没有规定说一个老人不能签约到球队，我的意思是，有些球队的球员一分钟都不打，为什么不能让老比尔签一份最低合同，然后去得到另一枚戒指呢？

[–]InuNekoMainichiFun 153 指標 12小時前

if the NBA was like MMA, we could see SHAQ unretire, sign a 1 day contract, just to sub into a game, and camp the three point line, shooting nothing but threes, literally not moving an inch on offense or defense.

如果NBA就像综合格斗一样，我们可以看到大鲨鱼不退役，签一份1天的合同，只是为了参加一场比赛，在三分线上安营扎营，除了三分球什么都不投，在进攻和防守上寸步不移。

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