【键盘侠】超人杜哪怕三年不打球 复出首场也能砍30+？！?

[Post Game Thread] The Brooklyn Nets (41-20) defeat the Phoenix Suns (42-18), 128 - 119

【赛后帖】布鲁克林篮网（41胜20负）今日在主场以128-119力克菲尼克斯太阳（42胜18负）。

杜兰特33分6篮板4助攻2断1帽，欧文34分6篮板12助攻，格林10分5篮板3助攻，哈里斯10分4篮板，格里芬16分5篮板4助攻；布克36分3篮板，艾顿20分13篮板3助攻2断，保罗14分4篮板8助攻，卡梅隆-约翰逊9分2篮板，克莱格20分14篮板1帽。

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[–]Rockets Bandwagon CheekyFifaCunt_7 258 指標 6小時前

Durant didn't even play in the first and dropped 33 wow

火箭球迷：杜兰特第一节都没打居然还拿下33分

[–]Trail Blazers Soap_MacLavish 186 指標 6小時前

Muscle memory at its finest

开拓者球迷：最强肌肉记忆?

[–]Warriors PluggersLeftBall 132 指標 6小時前

It is still unbelievable that he’s basically come back 100% from a fucking Achilles. I don’t know if it’s just modern medicine or he’s superhuman but this is incredible

勇士球迷：要知道他差不多是特么跟腱重伤痊愈后打出这种表现的啊，还是觉得蛮不可思议的。到底是现代医学厉害呢，还是他其实是超人呢？但是这实在是逆天。

[–]Raptors Astro_Sloth 95 指標 5小時前

I think he's still lost a step. It's just that he doesn't need it lol

猛龙球迷：我感觉他的脚步移动还是慢了点，但是他也不差这点，哈哈哈哈

[–]ruinatex 82 指標 4小時前

Y'all know who he is, he is Kevin Durant. In seriousness though, KD has missed a third of the season, played 28 minutes and still made everyone look like they shouldn't even be in the same court as he is.

KD gets hated for his decisions and internet antics, but only a healthy LeBron James has been able to consistently see eye to eye with him in big games. This dude has a shot to become a Top 10 player of all time this year with a championship.

你们都清楚他是谁，他可是凯文-杜兰特啊?不过说真的，阿杜这赛季缺席了三分之一的比赛，今天也就打了28分钟，却依然让人觉得他是场上鹤立鸡群的那个。

阿杜因为之前的各种决定和网络整活没少招黑，但只有健康的詹姆斯才能持续在大场面下与之抗衡。阿杜今年要是夺冠的话，就很可能进入历史前十。

[–]Rockets Bandwagon CheekyFifaCunt_7 349 指標 6小時前

Felt like the quietest 33 points ever

火箭球迷：我感觉阿杜今天这是史上最低调的33分。

[–]Warriors GirlsLastTour 46 指標 6小時前

Unless he's exploding for 50, every night feels "quiet" because he's so damn efficient and usually plays within the flow of the offense. Maybe quiet isn't the best word... more like incredibly smooth, doesn't look like he's breaking a sweat at all.

勇士球迷：除非他爆发狂砍50分，不然的话，他每场比赛都打得很“低调”，因为他尼玛效率太高了，还总能保持球队进攻体系的流畅性。或许低调不是最好的形容词…倒更像是丝般顺滑，貌似他都不流汗的。

[–]Warriors npc27182818 1027 指標 6小時前

Sixth man of the year

勇士球迷：年度最佳第六人！

[–][LAL] Dennis Rodman MightBeKanyeWest 228 指標 5小時前

Momma you’re the real sixth man of the year

湖人球迷：“妈妈，您才是真正的年度最佳第六人。”?

[–]Hornets dank-kush 679 指標 6小時前

Kd could miss three seasons and still drop 30 his first game back

黄蜂球迷：哪怕阿杜三个赛季不打，复出后首场比赛还是能拿30分。

[–]Supersonics 1_quantae 156 指標 6小時前

Walking bucket

超音速球迷：行走的得分手。

[–]ruinatex 49 指標 5小時前

Well, when you are the 3rd greatest and most skilled scorer of all time, that's what happens. 7 ft tall, handles, infinite range and just overrall a very efficient scoring mentality, KD is just unfair.

The only thing he lacks when comparing him to Michael/Kobe is the physique/athleticism, but he still is 7 ft so that kinda evens out.

这么说吧，这就是历史第三强球员兼史上技术最佳得分手的能力。7英尺的身高，娴熟的控球，无限的射程，再加上高效的得分意志，阿杜的存在对其他人太不公平了。

[–]sulllz 41 指標 5小時前

Why do people keep crediting KD with infinite range like he's Steph Or Dame? He's not a range shooter

为啥总有人觉得阿杜有像库里和利拉德那样无限的射程呢？他又不是远程射手。

[–]ruinatex 95 指標 4小時前

Because he has shown that he makes those shots (32 footer in LeBron's face in a fastbreak in the 2018 Finals anyone?), he simply doesn't because they aren't highly efficient shots. KD is 7 ft tall, he is open anyway, why take a 31 footer instead of a 23 footer or a wide open midrange jumper? To look cool?

因为他已经展示过自己能投进这种球（18年总决赛有次快攻的时候，32英尺开外迎着詹姆斯投进的那球不记得了？），只是他不怎么出手罢了，因为这种方式不算高效。阿杜有7英尺高，甭管你咋防他都是空位，既然能中距离或者23英尺开外空位跳投，干嘛非得要在31英尺远投呢？耍帅吗？

[–]Ooduwa 91 指標 6小時前

Contrasting KD's return with AD's makes one realize that even amongst the league's very best players, there's levels to this shit.

阿杜复出的表现和戴维斯一比，就能让人明白，即便是联盟顶级球员也是有档次之分的。

[–]Nets SelfDeprecating 39 指標 6小時前

Tbf, this was only a three-game absence for KD but he didn't miss a beat the last time either

篮网球迷：有一说一，阿杜这次才缺了三场，不过他上次伤愈复出也是无缝衔接。

[–]Nets LeVert_is_MVP 43 指標 6小時前

KD curry and bron have been on a different planet compared to the other super stars for a long time now

篮网球迷：比起联盟其他超巨，阿杜、库里和老詹一直以来都是另一个档次的。

[–][BRK] Caris LeVert Falconpwn6 9 指標 5小時前

Harden is definitely on that tier, just hasn’t had the same team success as the other three for various reasons

篮网球迷：哈登肯定也是那个档次的，只是因为各种各样的缘故，他缺少那几位的团队成就。

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[–]Grizzlies EatDeeply 612 指標 6小時前

You play well all season during the regular season, and then you wake up and the other team has Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving and it doesn’t matter anymore.

灰熊球迷：整个常规赛都打得那么好，醒来一看却发现对手拥有杜兰特和欧文，那你常规赛的战绩都不重要了。

[–]NBA nuhx 100 指標 6小時前

Nets were playing third stringers first half for fun and then KD comes in and you’re fucked.

篮网上半场用三阵打打也就图一乐，等到阿杜上来了，那才叫完犊子。

[–]Nets Christianity1st 13 指標 6小時前

The Suns are a top 5 defense, and are fully healthy. The Nets just dropped 128 on them.

篮网球迷：太阳拥有联盟前五的防守，今天还是全员出战。但我网还是在他们头上拿了128分。

[–]Bucks iFinesseThePlug 297 指標 6小時前*

And that team isn't even playing their 2nd former MVP.

雄鹿球迷：并且你网甚至还缺少队内第二个前MVP。

[–]lemonpepperlarry 38 指標 3小時前

Only the hardest path for Mr durant

杜先生只选最艰难的道路?

[–]Bucks iFinesseThePlug 119 指標 6小時前

Been saying it all year. These Nets aren't losing a series if everyone's healthy.

雄鹿球迷：我从赛季初就开始说了，要是人人都健康的话，这支篮网是不会输掉任何一轮系列赛的。

[–]Thunder Honor_Bound 15 指標 6小時前

True. And it’s made this season very boring tbh. Happy for nets fans though

雷霆球迷：确实。所以这个赛季才显得非常无聊。不过替网蜜们感到开心啊。

[–]Supersonics cancercureall 15 指標 6小時前

I was 100% on board with this statement when Aldridge was briefly on the team. Im now like 85% on board because their center position is soft but the other talent is insane.

超音速球迷：阿德还能打的时候，我100%赞同健康网能拿下所有系列赛。现在我只有85%的确信，因为他们中锋位置太软了，但其他天赋着实爆炸。

[–]Spurs Stefanskap 13 指標 4小時前

The missed their best center tonight. Claxton is not a bad center.

马刺球迷：他们今天最佳中锋还没上呢，克拉克斯顿可不赖哦

[–]Raptors DarkChocolate_69 164 指標 6小時前

Some ppl on here really think this nets team is going to lose in the 1st round lol. I can't make this up

猛龙球迷：之前居然还有人一本正经地觉得这支篮网会在季后赛首轮被淘汰，哈哈哈，我都没法圆了。

[–]ruinatex 24 指標 4小時前

This might be an unpopular opinion, but if KD is healthy, James Harden could sit out until the NBA Finals and i don't think they lose.

Right now they would most likely play what? Miami in Round 1, Knicks in Round 2 and Sixers/Bucks in the ECF, even without Harden they are the favourites in all series imo. Yeah, with Harden a potential series against Milwaukee or Philly would be way easier, but still.

这种观点或许只是少数，不过要是阿杜健康的话，哈登可以一直歇到总决赛，我觉得篮网也不会输。

就现在排名来看，他们在季后赛最有可能的对手是谁呢？第一轮打热火，次轮打尼克斯，东决是76人或者雄鹿，哪怕哈登不打，我觉得篮网也是更被看好的一方。没错，要是哈登能打，篮网一旦遇到雄鹿或76人，那就更是易如反掌。

[–]Short Cow 84 指標 6小時前

This offense is unstoppable. Try doubling any of Harden/KD/Kyrie in the playoffs and you'll just give up a Joe harris three or an open dunk.

篮网的进攻无法阻挡。到了季后赛，只要你敢包夹三巨头之中的一个，那就是送乔哈进三分，或者是放任对手篮下空位暴扣。

[–]Rockets 1gnominious 13 指標 3小時前

Harris has had some pretty solid drives lately. On any other team he'd be the best possible 3rd option you could hope for. On the Nets he's a distant 4th.

火箭球迷：哈里斯近期的突破也很犀利啊。换到其他任何对，他都是梦寐以求的最佳三当家。但是在篮网，他只能做老四。

[–]NBA urfaselol 25 指標 6小時前

Blake being the Draymond green of the Nets is not what I expected this season.

格里芬倒是成了篮网的追梦，这个我还真没想到。

[–][BKN] Vince Carter Chef_Bojan3 9 指標 6小時前

That was my hope for him when we picked him up, he doesn't have the legs to be a focal point but he has great playmaking instincts He's obviously not as good as Draymond is at facilitating but he's clearly accepted that type of role and he hustles so hard.

篮网球迷：我网引进他的时候我就是这么想的，他现在已经不具备做主攻点的身体条件了，但是他的组织意识很强。虽说他的策应还没追梦那么秀，但他很显然已经接受了这个角色，而且打得很努力。

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[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 181 指標 6小時前

Ramadan Kyrie ain't nothing to mess with

王治郅球迷：斋月文还真不是闹着玩的。

[–]Lakers itachimadridista 16 指標 3小時前

Not even a sip of water and balled out

湖人球迷：滴水不沾居然还打得这么好。

[–]wpo3jt0wj 429 指標 6小時前

Hakeem vibes

有奥拉朱旺内味儿了

[–]Raptors 98finishing 256 指標 4小時前

Dream actually won a player of the month while fasting. Insane.

猛龙球迷：大梦当年斋戒期间甚至还拿过月最佳，离谱

[–]Lakers itachimadridista 85 指標 4小時前*

It’s so insane. But once you fast for a while your body is able to actually perform better (from what I heard).

湖人球迷：确实变态。可一旦你节食一阵过后，你的身体机能其实会更好地运转（我听说的）。

[–]Suns Marleyp199523 275 指標 6小時前

Ain’t no way dude not drinking water playing like that lol

太阳球迷：欧文水都没喝，肯定不可能打出这种表现，哈哈

[–]mavs77_6 196 指標 5小時前

He looked dehydrated, it was pretty obvious when they zoomed his face at the free throw line.

Reminded me of mma fighters before weigh-in.

He is fasting 100 percent!!

感觉欧文在场上是有些脱水的，他罚球的时候镜头对准他的面部，还是很明显的。有点像是称重前的MMA选手。

欧文100%是在斋戒！！

[–]ShaeDaFunnyHo 17 指標 3小時前

So is he a full-time Muslim now?

所以他现在是正宗穆斯林吗？

[–]raaz-jo 18 指標 1小時前

nah he’s part-time. only a muslim for 30 hours a week

不，他是“兼职”的，也就每周30个小时的穆斯林身份。

[–]mayenrept 60 指標 6小時前

if people tried fasting theyd realize this isnt that crazy. its actually likely to improve your focus.

要是大家试过绝食，就会知道欧文这种发挥也不算太离谱。其实绝食是很可能会提升专注度的。

[–]Nets jt00 37 指標 6小時前

As someone who has intermittent fasted and also fasted (no food at all) for 3+ days many times it's not that bad... You actually have alot of energy at times and the energy you have feels better

The no water part is the most difficult no food is nothing

Obviously there's a difference between a regular person doing it vs a elite athlete but from experience it's probably similar

篮网球迷：我有过间歇性禁食的体验，也曾有过多次三天以上的禁食（一点东西都不吃），感觉没那么糟……其实你偶尔还是会精力充沛，而且这种精力感觉更好。

最难熬的是不喝水，不吃东西倒是没啥。很显然，普通人这么干和顶级运动员这么干还是很有区别的，不过就经验来说，或许差不多。

[–]Nets jae34 18 指標 6小時前

You can still wet your lips, shower and stuff as long as you don't swallow any water so it's not that bad. Apparently the trick is to hydrate a lot before fasting.

篮网球迷：斋戒期间，你还是能舔嘴唇、洗澡之类的，只要不喝水就行，所以也没那么不堪。诀窍在于，斋戒之前摄入大量水分。

[–]Tampa Bay Raptors RunicLordofMelons 30 指標 5小時前*

Correct, Islamic fasting means no water and food between sunrise (~ 4:40 am EST) and sunset ~ (8pm EST). I imagine that Kyrie likely drinks a ton of water and eats a large meal prior to sunrise, but for the whole day essentially he has no food and water.

猛龙球迷：对的，伊斯兰斋戒就意味着在日出和日落之间不喝水不进食。我估计欧文在日出之前很可能疯狂喝水，胡吃海塞。但是整个白天都是不吃不喝。

[–]Clutch_ 67 指標 6小時前

yes it's still crazy. The food part is tough, but playing basketball at that level without water is definitely crazy and not easy at all.

还是很离谱啊，不吃饭就已经很难受了，可你参加那种级别的篮球赛事居然滴水不进，这绝对是疯狂的，一点都不简单。

[–]Lakers itachimadridista 17 指標 4小時前

Freaking insane. He respects the religion and the fast enough to not break it regardless if his body is screaming for water. Kyrie is a tough guy in a sense.

湖人球迷：太特么变态了。不管自己身体是否扛得住，欧文还是尊重信仰、坚持斋戒，没有打破戒律，从某种意义来说，他就是个硬汉。

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[–]Clippers _hesi 62 指標 6小時前

Appreciate it nets

快船球迷：感谢篮网！

[–]Lakers LEBRONSTAN23 21 指標 6小時前

The race for the one seed in the West is now wide open.

湖人球迷：西部第一的竞争局面现在相当开放了。

[–]Thunder Brooklynfool 50 指標 6小時前

We’re coming for that one seed baby

雷霆球迷：我雷要冲第一了，亲?

[–]Nets A_Polite_Noise 38 指標 6小時前

Blake & DJ still helping the Clippers

篮网球迷：格里芬和小乔丹依然心系快船。

[–]Clippers Demetrios1453 28 指標 6小時前

If it's a Nets - Clippers Finals, even if we lose, Blake and DJ will get rings. It will still sting of course, but that's at least a decent consolation prize...

快船球迷：要是我船和你网打总决赛，哪怕我们输了，格里芬和小乔丹也能拿到冠军。虽说我们还是蛮难受，但那至少也算是个安慰奖……

[–]Suns JG_2214 56 指標 6小時前

I know CP3 is pissed that the league wouldn’t allow him to team up with Kobe after seeing this shit lol.

太阳球迷：保罗当初和科比组队被联盟否了，现在看到这支篮网肯定很火大，哈哈哈

[–][BRK] Kyrie Irving Sektsioon 20 指標 6小時前

League actually could stop that trade because they owned the Pelicans at the time though, nothing the league could have done about the Harden trade. Literally nothing.

篮网球迷：其实联盟当初阻止那笔交易是因为当时拥有鹈鹕的就是联盟自己，哈登这笔交易他们肯定是无能为力的。啥也干不了。

[–]Suns MattRice15 83 指標 6小時前

Nobody is beating the Nets. Their offense is unstoppable.

太阳球迷：没人能击败篮网，他们的进攻所向披靡。

[–]Suns iamadragan 118 指標 6小時前

And tbh their defense isn't even bad. They play really well on that end for the personnel that they have

太阳球迷：讲真，他们的防守也不菜。就现有人员配置而言，篮网的防守算是很好的。

[–]Nets Bigbadbuck 39 指標 5小時前

we have spurts where we can be just ok. but its gonna be our weakness. you gotta just blow us out on defense cuz we're gonna score on u.

篮网球迷：我们的防守就是一阵一阵的。不过这还是我们的短板。要么你把我们的防线干趴，不然我们就会在你们头上取分。

[–]Suns Dyingsun1 361 指標 6小時前

It’d be nice if Kyrie or KD knew how to miss

太阳球迷：要是欧文或阿杜知道怎么打铁就好了。

[–]Celtics RastaYJZ 183 指標 6小時前

At some point KD had 28 points in 22 minutes

凯尔特人球迷：阿杜一度是只打了22分钟就拿了28分。

[–]New Jersey Nets SwanJumper 96 指標 6小時前

He had like 12 in the 3rd and then I blinked and he had 32

篮网球迷：他第三节一度大概就拿了12分，接着我眨眨眼，他就32分了。

[–]Eating olivesoutofjar 99 指標 6小時前

Something you don't appreciate about KD until he's on your team and you can watch him every game - there is an 5ish minute stretch in every game where you see him basically go "k my turn" and he just flips a switch and scores everytime down the floor.

Never gets old to watch, just incredible. You see how back breaking it is for the other team too.

如果阿杜不在你主队，你又不经常看他比赛的话，那他的一个特质你就欣赏不来——他每场比赛大概有5分钟的得分爆发期，他直接按下开关予取予求。

这种画面百看不厌，太牛了。对其他球队而言，这是多么地身心交瘁啊。

[–]Suns Fragrant_Chair_7426 17 指標 6小時前

Brooklyn is gonna become a villain real quick with the whole super team thing, ESPN slobbering all over them, Blake flopping, and those few annoying nets fans (there were several who were commenting on our subreddit just to trash talk). But if you win it all it’s worth it!

太阳球迷：布鲁克林很快就会因为超巨的集结而成为大恶人，他们已经被ESPN盯上了，比如格里芬的假摔和少数讨人嫌的网蜜。可要是他们夺冠了，那就值了！

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