键盘侠|我湖被说再难堪都是活该 老詹提前离开给浓眉按摩腹股沟了

[Post Game Thread] The Phoenix Suns (3-2) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (2-3), 115-85, to push LeBron James to the brink of elimination

【赛后帖】菲尼克斯太阳今日以115比85击败了洛杉矶湖人，赢下天王山之战，大比分拉开至3：2，将勒布朗-詹姆斯逼到被淘汰的边缘。

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双方主要球员数据：

洛杉矶湖人

首发：詹姆斯24分5篮板7助攻、德拉蒙德7分13篮板、大莫里斯4分1盖帽、施罗德0分4篮板、波普0分2助攻1抢断

替补：库兹马15分、塔克11分11篮板、哈雷尔9分、卡鲁索5分、马修斯5分、小加索尔5分3篮板、麦克勒莫0分6篮板

菲尼克斯太阳

首发：布克30分7篮板5助攻、布里奇斯13分6篮板3抢断2盖帽、保罗9分6助攻、克劳德9分、艾顿8分7篮板

替补：佩恩16分、卡梅隆-约翰逊11分、摩尔4分、克雷格2分7篮板2盖帽

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[–]Raptorsfabrar 210 指標 4小時前

Why did Bron leave the bench with 6 minutes left to go in the game?

猛龙球迷：为什么詹姆斯在比赛还剩6分钟就离开了板凳席？

[–]flossdog 40 指標 5小時前

he had to make some tacos for Taco Tuesday

他要为Taco Tuesday准备一些玉米卷。

[–]Knickola_Jokic 570 指標 7小時前

Bron going back to locker room to rub AD's groin

詹姆斯回更衣室帮助戴维斯按摩腹股沟了。

[–]lbs4lbs 111 指標 2小時前

He was probably getting measured to have a cast made for his shoulders so it would be ready in time for the press conference.

他可能正在量尺寸，准备为肩膀打上石膏，这样就能赶在新闻发布会之前准备好了。

[–]NetsZeromus1337 124 指標 4小時前

To punch a whiteboard like he did in his game 1 loss in 2018.

篮网球迷：回更衣室锤白板了，就像他2018年总决G1输掉后那样。

[–]Eastcuttino_mowgli 6 指標 1小時前

To tell Pelinka, they need another all star next season.

他去告诉佩林卡，下赛季还需要一位全明星。

[–]Gran Destinofastlikeanascar 4 指標 1小時前

Vogel said he was getting treatment.

沃格尔说了，他要先回更衣室接受治疗。

[–]LakersNickk_Jones -8 指標 2小時前

Probably to rest because everyone else on the team was playing like trash.

湖人球迷：詹姆斯可能需要休息，队里的其他人打得都太垃圾了。

[–]Sunsnick-james73 12 指標 2小時前

He can rest on the bench and be a good teammate.

太阳球迷：他在板凳席上也可以休息啊，还能做一名好队友。

[–]Gran Destinofastlikeanascar 0 指標 1小時前

Can't get treated for his high ankle sprain which is clearly still bothering him on the bench.

待在板凳席没办法治疗脚踝扭伤啊，很显然坐在板凳席上还是受到脚踝伤势的困扰。

[–]MadaraDid911 [分數隱藏] 19 分鐘前

Don't know why idiots are downvoting this, Vogel literally said this in the post game interview.

不知道为什么这些白痴还点踩，沃格尔赛后采访都说过原因了。

[–]CavalierssgSaysR [分數隱藏] 25 分鐘前

Father time is finally catching up to Bron.

时间老人终于追上了詹姆斯……

[–][ATL] Kevin Willisjames-1990 3426 指標 5小時前2

Lakers injury update for the next game:

Anthony Davis - OUT (Hurt groin)

Dennis Schröder - OUT (Broken jaw)

LeBron James - OUT (Broken fist)

老鹰球迷：湖人下场比赛的伤病情况更新：戴维斯缺战（腹股沟受伤）、施罗德缺战（下巴骨折）、詹姆斯缺战（拳头骨折）。

[–]BeginningLab4798 877 指標 5小時前

Was 0-9. Ridiculous

施罗德9投0中，太荒谬了。

[–]SunsLaArmadaEspanola 330 指標 5小時前

Mikal is a nightmare matchup for him, which is another reason why AD being out is so big. It means Crowder can guard Lebron leaving Mikal to defend the point of attack

太阳球迷：布里奇斯对施罗德来说是噩梦防守人，这也是戴维斯缺战影响巨大的原因之一。戴维斯打不了，意味着克劳德可以去防守詹姆斯，布里奇斯也就对上施罗德。

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsZeroMomentum 195 指標 5小時前

Should have take the lakers earlier offer.

猛龙球迷：施罗德应该接受当初湖人的那份合同的。

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[–]LakersBeefyHamstrings 1104 指標 5小時前

Dennis Schr0der scored as many points as Anthony Davis

湖人球迷：施罗德砍下了和戴维斯一样多的分。

[–]Wizardsmelatoxic 6 指標 3小時前

I scored the same amount and didn’t brick once

奇才球迷：我和施罗德砍下了一样多的分，而且我没有打过铁！

[–]DickLongJr 449 指標 5小時前

0/4/1 on 0-9 FGs in 26 minutes. Yikes

26分钟9投0中，0分4篮板1助攻，哎呀。

[–]RaptorsMakaveli80 343 指標 5小時前

This guy apparently seeking 100 million this off season Yeah right lol any team that pays him will look like idiots

猛龙球迷：这家伙很明显休赛期想拿1个亿的合同，哈哈哈哈哈，哪支球队给的话看起来真像白痴。

[–]AccountReco 110 指標 5小時前

Schroder rejecting a contract extension is a huge W for the Lakers.

施罗德拒绝续约是湖人一次巨大的胜利。

[–]LakersPalifaith 532 指標 6小時前

I am not a renowned NBA General Manager but I personally wouldn't pay Dennis Schrodder more than $21M or so a year.

湖人球迷：我不是知名的NBA总经理，连我都不可能会给施罗德超过2100万年薪的合同。

[–]JazzLlamaCombo 86 指標 7小時前

Lakers traded Danny Green for some German dude with a shit stain in his hair.

爵士球迷：湖人用丹尼-格林就换回了这个头上有黄色便便的德国人？

[–]Sunsnotouchmypeterson 1346 指標 5小時前

Ayton actually lowered his FG% tonight. This postseason he is shooting 80.9% from the field and shot 66.7% tonight. Incredible lol

太阳球迷：艾顿今晚的命中率下降了，季后赛他的命中率是80.9%，而今晚只有66.7%，难以置信，哈哈哈哈。

[–]AlHorfordHighlights 5 指標 4小時前

He's a young player, he's bound to make mistakes in the playoffs

他还是个年轻球员，季后赛肯定多少会犯点错。

[–][DAL] Dennis Smithfishfishfish1345 2 指標 2小時前

gotta give credits to the Lakers’ interior defense

独行侠球迷：这要归功于湖人的内线防守。

[–]Netsthepriceisonthecan 456 指標 5小時前

He might never get the respect he deserves because of Doncic and Trae but the guy is a hell of a player that does so much to contribute to winning.

篮网球迷：由于同届新秀里有东契奇和特雷-杨的存在，艾顿可能永远都不会得到应有的尊重，但是这家伙对球队的胜利真的贡献了很多很多。

[–]SunsDoingCharleyWork 310 指標 5小時前

It's because general fans give zero credit to off ball playmaking. Ayton does a phenomenal job off ball.

太阳球迷：因为大部分的球迷都对无球打法的球员缺乏尊重，艾顿无球时的表现是现象级的。

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[–]SunsEph2-89 293 指標 5小時前

Legit insane draft class

太阳球迷：多么疯狂的一届新秀。

[–]Mavericksmiggymike-d 317 指標 5小時前

If you picked in the top 5, you got a superstar. Or a guy with a great second jump.

独行侠球迷：如果你拥有前五顺位的签就能得到一位超级球星，或者一位弹跳惊人的家伙（巴格利）。

[–]KingsThatBoiiBryan 28 指標 4小時前

Nowhere is safe, but we deserve it

国王球迷：没有地方是安全的，没办法，我们活该！

[–]SunsCtrl_Alt_Coffee 225 指標 5小時前

I'm always gonna be a little salty about not getting Luka, but nobody gives the Rockets shit for drafting Hakeem over Jordan.Hoping that's the case 20 years from now for Ayton.

太阳球迷：球队没选东契奇选了艾顿，我会一直有点介怀，但是如今也没有人说火箭没选乔丹选了奥拉朱旺，希望20年后艾顿也是这种情况。

[–]Mavericksa_thresh_taste 173 指標 5小時前

Crazy that as good as doncic is, both the suns and the hawks won’t lose any sleep over skipping him because ayton and trae are so good man

独行侠球迷：虽然东契奇强得离谱，但是太阳和老鹰都不会因为错过他而睡不着觉，因为艾顿和特雷-杨同样很强。

[–]Superfizzo 170 指標 5小時前

Was losing sleep before Chris Paul came to the Suns. That dude is a game changer. Ayton knows how to play basketball because of him. And knows his expectations are much higher than he thought he could go.

保罗来到太阳之前，我还真的睡不着觉，这家伙是个能改变比赛的人。艾顿在保罗来了之后才知道怎么打球，才知道自己的上限远比想象中要高得多。

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[–]Warriorskokokrandz 1225 指標 6小時前2

LeBron's seeing three exits out there. Went for the middle.

詹姆斯看到了三个通道，选择中间那个离开了。

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[–]PM_ME_YOUR_EXPRESSO 173 指標 5小時前

There's been a lot of good calls on here tonight, but this one actually made me laugh.

今晚有很多有意思的调侃，你这则真的把我看笑了。

[–]SunsStrike48 11 指標 5小時前

Fucking funny dude. Lmao

太阳球迷：真踏马有意思，哥们，笑死我了。

[–]SunsPunctualPolarBear 1111 指標 6小時前

If I had seats as good as LeBron for this I wouldn't have left early lol

太阳球迷：如果我能有詹姆斯那么好的看球位置，我才不会提前离场呢，哈哈哈哈。

[–]76ersAaronDidntMessUp 408 指標 6小時前

He wanted to go catch those Nugs & Blazers Lillard highlights

76人球迷：他想赶上掘金和开拓者利拉德的高光时刻。

[–]Wizardsautumn-thunder 130 指標 6小時前

I’m not a Blazers fan at all and I’m still hurting from his historic performance going to waste...painful night over on the Pacific coast

奇才球迷：我不是开拓者球迷，但是我还是为利拉德历史级别的表现被白白浪费感到痛心……深深太平洋底深深伤心

[–][GSW] Stephen Currythe_web_dev 6 指標 4小時前

Curry had a game or two in the regular season where he put up 45+ only to catch the L. I can’t imagine what that feels like in the playoffs. Much love to Portland y’all are some great fans over there and you’ve been through a lot.

勇士库里球迷：库里常规赛也有一两场比赛，砍下45分还是输球了。我无法想象这发生在季后赛是种什么感受，非常喜欢波特兰那里的球迷，你们经历了太多。

[–][MIA] Tyler HerroHERRO_ROTY 1 指標 3小時前

Looks like he's a Wizards fan tho he's probably felt similar about Beal tbh

热火希罗球迷：他好像是个奇才球迷，可能看到利拉德他联想到比尔了吧。

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[–][SAS] Patty Millssurprised-duncan[?] 724 指標 6小時前

That crowd was ELECTRIC my god

马刺米尔斯球迷：我的天，太阳球馆的球迷太激动了吧。

[–]Sunsmrsuns10 454 指標 6小時前

This city is hungry

太阳球迷：这座城市充满饥饿感。

[–]sjzusywbnaisgsb 57 指標 6小時前

As someone who was in it, yeah it was fucking sick.

作为到过现场的人，我想说真踏马痴狂。

[–]SunsSportsMasterGeneral 54 指標 6小時前

Game 1 was so insane. Every basket was getting cheered like a game winner.

太阳球迷：G1就已经很疯狂了，每进一个球都想绝杀一样去欢呼。

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[–]ofsquire 293 指標 6小時前

The suns are a game away from giving lebron's first L in a First-Round Playoff series of his entire career

太阳还差一场比赛就能送詹姆斯职业生涯首次季后赛首轮出局。

[–]moterhead120 88 指標 5小時前

No no, don’t type that out, you know what this man is capable of

别别别，别说这种话，你知道那个男人的能力。

[–]Heatkeuralan 40 指標 5小時前

Exactly. Don't jinx it. Bron might just turn the clock 3 years and destroy the Suns next 2 games.

热火球迷：确实，不要毒奶。詹姆斯可能会将时光倒流3年，接下来两场比赛摧毁太阳。

[–]RaptorsDeep_Grady 14 指標 5小時前

It had to end at some point

猛龙球迷：英雄总有迟暮的一天。

[–]Heatkeuralan 1 指標 4小時前

Might not be this year still

热火球迷：也许并不是今年！

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[–]Sunsadizzle14 1412 指標 6小時前

Our fans didn’t assault any Lakers players because the Suns were already committing felonies on them all game long.

太阳球迷：我们的球迷从来不攻击湖人球迷，因为太阳每场比赛都对湖人痛下杀手过了。

[–]SunsBlanxart 654 指標 6小時前

Also Sir Charles committed the biggest assault "I call him Anthony "Street Clothes" Davis. Because he's always in street clothes."

太阳球迷：巴克利先生攻击得最凶，“我现在称呼戴维斯为安东尼-便装-戴维斯，因为他总是搁场边穿便装坐着。”

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRaptors2017champs 290 指標 6小時前

Imagine if he said Day-to-Davis

猛龙球迷：想象一下巴克利说的是“每日观察-戴维斯”

[–]Warriorsfuckyouidontneedone -45 指標 6小時前

he ain't that clever

勇士球迷：他没那么聪明。

[–]CelticsTags331 67 指標 6小時前

Yeah what an idiot for making up his own joke instead of regurgitating a joke used a million times online

凯尔特人球迷：是的，这个白痴竟然自己编了一个笑话，而不是用网上已经被说过上百万次的经典梗。

[–]Celticshighonjuiceboxes 234 指標 6小時前

For patch 1.4, the NBA gods decided to nerf the Lakers.

For patch 1.5, they decided to straight-up remove them from the game.

凯尔特人球迷：版本补丁1.4，NBA之神决定削弱湖人；版本补丁1.5，他们决定直接把湖人从游戏里移除。

[–]Theon1995 107 指標 7小時前

Big changes coming for the Lakers regardless of what happens this postseason. Harrell and Schroeder are both trash. Will be real interesting to see what they do.

无论季后赛发生什么，湖人今年休赛期都一定会有大变动，哈雷尔和施罗德都是菜鸡，看看湖人会怎么操作还挺有意思的。

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[–]Spooder-Men 32 指標 6小時前

Who wants to make a bet now that Lebron comes out to the post-game interview in a sling if they get eliminated?

谁想现在下注？赌一赌詹姆斯被淘汰的话，会不会绑着绷带出席赛后采访？

[–]Sunskoiz_01 24 指標 6小時前

He's going to do the press conference at the ER across from Anthony Davis's suite.

太阳球迷：他会在戴维斯病房对面的急诊室举行新闻发布会。

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[–][GSW] Stephen CurryNyhrox 667 指標 7小時前

Lakers shouldn't have tanked to get Phoenix

勇士库里球迷：湖人不应该摆烂首轮对上太阳。

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 269 指標 7小時前

Idk, I love their decision

独行侠王治郅球迷：我不知道应不应该，但是我喜欢他们的决定。

[–]Sunsfithworldruler 136 指標 7小時前

This is just a feel out series for the Suns. Haven't seen the playoffs in a while so they are just getting the toes wet.

太阳球迷：这轮系列赛太阳只是试试水，毕竟那么久没打季后赛了，需要热身一下。

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[–]Rockets BandwagonCheekyFifaCunt_7 341 指標 7小時前

Not a good look for LeBron, gets blown out and then leaves early

火箭球迷：被打爆了然后早早离开，这种事发生在詹姆斯身上并不光彩。

[–]flossdog 39 指標 6小時前

nothing new for Lebron. poor attitude when things don't go his way.

这种事对詹姆斯来说并不新鲜，诸事不顺的时候他的态度就很差。

[–]tinylegumes 143 指標 6小時前

TNT: “LeBron never gives up!”

cut to LeBron walking away briskly with 5 on the clock

TNT：“詹姆斯永不放弃！”随即镜头切换到詹姆斯快步离开，此时比赛还剩下五分钟。

[–]LakersLa2philly 60 指標 7小時前

Embarrassing level of effort from the Lakers. Fully deserved to get embarrassed tonight

湖人球迷：湖人今晚的努力程度真让人尴尬，被说得再难堪都是活该。

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[–]Raptorszellmerz 113 指標 7小時前

As a non-Lakers fan watching Kuzma this series has been hilarious. I can't believe how hyped up this guy was, and he's been running around this whole series like a chicken with his head cut off.

猛龙球迷：作为一个非湖人球迷看库兹马这轮系列赛的表现，实在太搞笑了。我不敢相信这个家伙为什么这么兴奋，整个系列赛他都像无头苍蝇一样到处乱跑。

[–]Trail BlazersConvictfish 10 指標 4小時前

He trick ya'll. He running around doin nothin.

开拓者球迷：他把你们都骗了，他就是在跑来跑去啥也没干。

[–]Sunsfullmeltallstars 4 指標 2小時前

Was just going to post this, well played, sir.

给你五毛钱撤回，我来发！

[–]anyavailablebane 6 指標 5小時前

It looks like Zo would have been a better choice to keep than Kuz.

现在来看，当初留下朗佐会比留下库兹马更好。

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[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliSilverJet30 233 指標 4小時前

This Lakers team has so much quit in them.

马刺吉诺比利球迷：这支湖人很多人已经放弃了。

[–]Jazzfrankisasinatra 136 指標 7小時前

Even with AD gone, the Lakers should have been able to lose by less than 30.

Speaks to 2 things:This Suns team deserves the #2 seeding. The Lakers might deserve the #7 too.

爵士球迷：即使戴维斯打不了，湖人也不应该输30分。我只说两点：1、太阳配得上二号种子身份；2、湖人可能也配得上七号种子的身份。

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 491 指標 7小時前*

Couple of things:Embarrassing effort by the Lakers. The first 2 minutes were the only decent ones lmao.I’m not sure if it’s the ankle or just plain old father time, but LeBron just doesn’t look right to me.Schroder does not deserve 100 fucking million. Looking like he didn’t even deserve that 4/84. Disgusting performance.KCP with zero. Yuck.Kuzma shouldn’t have gotten that extension. Man’s literally running around, doing nothing.Trezz is just a bad signing man imagine paying 19M for an unplayable dude in the playoffs.Howard would’ve been very useful this series.AD probably isn’t playing next game so I’m not sure if the Lakers can stay alive.The suns were ON FIRE. Hell, even Bridges & Johnson were making their shots. Cameron Payne is afucking beast. Booker showing these “empty stats” haters wrong.If the Lakers are going to lose then I want to at least see them go down swinging, not like this where they’re all afraid to makea fucking move/take a shot. See ya’ll in G6.

湖人球迷：我就说这几点：

1、湖人这场比赛努力程度让人尴尬，只有开局前两分钟打得算过得去，笑死我了。

2、我不确定是脚踝问题还是真的老了，詹姆斯看起来不对劲。

3、施罗德不值踏马的1个亿，甚至看起来连4年8400万都不值，太令人恶心的表现。

4、波普0分，无语。

5、库兹马不该续约的，这家伙就在那跑来跑去啥也不干。

6、签哈雷尔是个败笔，花了1900万整来了季后赛上不了场的家伙。

7、霍华德如果还在，这轮系列赛会非常有用。

8、戴维斯下场比赛可能也打不了了，我不确定湖人还能不能撑下去。

9、太阳的表现太炸了，天呐，连布里奇斯和卡梅隆-约翰逊都哐哐一顿射。佩恩的表现也是真踏马牛皮，布克证明那些喷他数据刷子的黑子们都错了。

如果湖人真的要输，我至少希望看到他们能够全力以赴，而不是像这样在场上畏畏缩缩的，投篮都不敢出手。伙计们，我们G6再见！

来源：Reddit

编译：晴天